Today I Became a Verb

A friend was being reamed-out at werk today by his boss -- a place where I once werked in the past. At one point, my friend's boss accused him of "pulling a Matt St. Amand"; as in not bending over and taking the corporate line up the ass.

How I imagine the interchange taking place:

BOSS (insensed): What do you mean you're not going to take the company electric eel between your butt cheeks?! You're either with us or you're against us!

FRIEND silently sticks to his principles

BOSS (spittle flying): You're pulling a Matt St. Amand!

Old Boss, from me to you: