Near-Kerfuffle on Malden Road Right OUTSIDE of CITY HALL!!!

Near-Kerfuffle on Malden Road Right OUTSIDE of CITY HALL!!!

Two men, one on a bicycle, were conversing on Malden Road early this afternoon when a male pedestrian approached from the south, and a female pedestrian approached from the north. The male pedestrian was heard to shout at the bicyclist, "No! Don't move! Don't move!" as the female pedestrian approached the bicyclist's blind-spot. However, disaster was averted when the quick-thinking bicyclist ceased movement until the female and male pedestrians passed by. The identities of the two men who were conversing remain unknown at this time. Nothing is yet known about their relationship, though they were each wearing red parkas, so possible Nazi and satanic angles are being investigated...