Forget Blogging the Old-Fashioned Way! Use BLARMS™

"Necessity" may have been the "mother of invention" in the mothballed days of the quaint old 20th Century, but here in the chrome-sparkling über days of the 21st Century, irrelevance is the impetus for innovation.

Inspired by Margaret Atwood's groundbreaking invention -- LongPen machine -- the engineers at ZemhepCo Group bring you BLARMS™.

Are you the person among your friends who is slow getting the jokes? The one who's clothing is out of step with the times? Do you still blog the old-fashioned way -- "keying" by hand?

Then BLARMS™ are for you.

BLARMS™ are 100% titanium alloy. They affix to almost any torso (up to 108 inch chest) like a high-tech brassiere. Instead of comfy cotton breast cups on the front, titanium BLARMS™ extend from the chest. After snorting a wired electrode up each nostril -- which then affix to the frontal lobe of the brain with nano-technology grappling hooks -- you're ready to BLARM™.

Margaret Atwood has the right idea with her LongPen machine -- the more people can do to take the human element out of daily life, the better off we'll all be.

Why blog when you can BLARM™?!