Bell Mobility is a Corrupt and Unethical Corporation Whose Business Practices are Sleazy and Possibly Illegal: Coda

It appears that Bell Slo-Mo-bility has gotten its chrono-synclastic infundibulum back online with regard to my wife's cell phone account -- the account she's been trying to cancel, kill, eliminate, cauterize by every means except silver bullets -- and has finally, gracelessly, seemingly, cancelled it.

In fact, after the advanced calculus of Bell's credit/debit/rebate enigma had the final word, it appears that Bell Slo-Mo-bility owes my wife $5.03. How she is to collect this, we don't know since she is no longer a customer and will not open a new account to avail of these peanuts -- peanut shells, really -- that Auld BM has scattered on the floor at her feet.

But it does appear the sun has risen on this Succubus cell phone account. It has been sprinkled with holywater, subdued by the Cross, and returned -- immobile -- to its sarcophagus. Never, please God, to rise again.